Ellie is at that age now where every other thing out of her mouth either embarrasses the crap out of me or makes me laugh 'till I cry...sometimes even both! Here are a few examples:
1) The other day Ellie and I were in the bathroom at Wal-Mart. She tried to go potty, but got scared by the auto flush toilet. To show her everything was OK I sat down and showed her that it wasn't scary. When I stood up she says, so very loudly, "Momma, you got hair on your butt?" OMG! I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!! I have never rushed out of a bathroom so quickly in my life!
2) Ellie and I were looking at a magazine together. She saw a young girl who looked a lot like Miley Cirus (i don't think i spelled that right.) She says to me, "Look, momma, Hannah Montana!" How in the world does my 3 year old know who Hannah Montana is???
3) It was bed time and Ellie was trying to get her shirt off in order to put her PJ's on. The shirt got stuck on her head and she ran around yelling, "I have a babushka on my head!!" Babushka? My dad must have taught her that one...I hope.
Those of you who know me are quite aware that very rarely am I at a loss for words. However, I find my self dazed and confused more and more often when Ellie opens her mouth. Clever little girl that she is, it catches me totally and utterly off guard nearly 100% of the time. Lord help us.
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